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My front porch. Right now. It’s tragedy. It’s comedy. It’s siblings covering up for each other, hiding from the parents and ultimately making the wise choice of getting Mom involved even though Mom is going to lose it. What you can’t clearly see is the two foot diameter of slime that was encasing the head of my youngest child. Watch it, enjoy it, and yes, I could use some more wine over here. https://youtu.be/nlUcA4M2SeEJulia - “Lolo!” Lauren - “Help me!” J- Mom!L- Help me!J- Lauren just put slime in her hair!L- NO I DIDN’T! It just got stuck!J- Lauren, I said DON’T put slime in your hair!L- I didn’t! It just got stuck! Really bad.J- Extremely bad.L- Please cut it! Just cut it, please! Just cut it!J- No, we can’t. It’s not going to be able to come out. Are you going to listen to big sister now? I’m going to be throwing these slimes away now, OK?L- Can we cut it? Can we cut it please?
You always knew she would be wearing football gear for her team sport. Don't fear- at 44 pounds she is too light to be the varsity kicker yet. Let's behold the newest junior team member of the world champion Rose City Rollers (women's roller derby)! She is super stoked to be the Midget of Mayhem for her junior training team and to also have a padded butt for the new roller skating skills!
These are the smallest things I have seen in the past hour. Friends- stay in your cities. The only things out in the sticks are the beautiful creatures like this and the scarier beasts like me.....
A day so great even the fish are smiling!
When your youth model decides to join the display in one of her favorite retail stores and you don't have the heart to tell her she is wearing the wrong brand for the store. It didn't stop people from commenting on her cute outfit, and then she would break character (from staying frozen and immobile) and say "thank you, it's on aisle three".